This is Rubio's Life™

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23:30 Celebrity deaths used to come in 3s. Now, they come in 5's. Fucking global warming.

23:40 (YouTube) The Count is a dirty bastard: tinyurl.com/yr2s6p

23:53 Amazing moving image of Russia's Sarychev Peak volcano erupting, taken from the International Space Station: tinyurl.com/mf6lcq

13:26 13-year old + Walkman = Funny and interesting article: tinyurl.com/mebjkx

14:19 Awesome Pringles banner ad (click it): tinyurl.com/mel94w

15:52 Japan building more giant robots: tinyurl.com/ltl8of

18:35 Nutty vegan tests food from LA vegan restaurants, finds interesting (and, for me, somewhat hilarious) results: tinyurl.com/ngrmq4

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23:39 At the Michael Jackson Tribute at the Alamo Drafthouse. The entire audience is on their feet, dancing: twitpic.com/8ng02

23:58 Everyone doing drunk, uncoordinated Thriller dance: twitpic.com/8nhmn

12:07 RIP Billy Mays: tinyurl.com/klk83e

13:27 I'm not feeling anything: tinyurl.com/m9rduh

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16:33 103 outside and I'm on the porch smoking a Bolivar Royal Corona. For some reason, the heat goes exceptionally well with a great cigar.

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00:10 8 Shittiest Transformer Disguises (oddly, they left out the ones that turn into fucking robot heads): tinyurl.com/nrqf38

00:12 Lego food: tinyurl.com/mttrgb

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22:22 (YouTube) A bunch of videos of people hurting themselves with sounds from Team Fortress 2: tinyurl.com/kqubx3

22:24 (YouTube) Billy Mays, Team Fortress 2 style: tinyurl.com/pgjfaj

10:35 I SAID NO STANDING! twitpic.com/8dl1i

10:41 Anyone here in the mood to cry? Fuck: tinyurl.com/my6lua

12:00 I think Burger King is trying to tell us something: tinyurl.com/luyz7p

15:45 Your brain is easy to fool: tinyurl.com/lvj5us

17:40 RIP Michael Jackson

19:44 It's kind of nuts how bummed out I am about Michael Jackson dying. I'm really fucking sad about it.

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22:19 Ducks are goddamned lunatics: bit.ly/EeSB4

22:31 RT @spicysaurus: Gottfriend von Bismarck has the best obituary EVAR! tinyurl.com/6w93v7

16:12 Rolling Stones, by St. Sanders: tinyurl.com/npjwzh

16:47 Civilization, an insane video mural created for the new Standard hotel in NYC: tinyurl.com/nojx44

19:30 SEVERE WEATHER ALERT FOR AUSTIN: HOT AS A (insert member of annoying group of your choice) ON FIRE.

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10:14 Ed McMahon found dead, hanging by neck in Bangkok hotel with rope around genitals: tinyurl.com/nh6oc8

10:16 Oh, that was that other guy.

21:53 Developers: please start including a conveniant "fuck yourself" button to easily deal with people who send email and txt 'forwards.'

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00:54 Centipedes? More likely than you think... twitpic.com/82zib

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01:05 "Trapped in the Closet" is a triumph. R. Kelly is the black William Shakespeare.

01:42 I did not HIT her. It's not true. I did not HIT her. I did NAAHT... Oh, hai Lian.

01:46 I'd tweet something funny, but I'm drunk. Tits.

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23:38 Started reading "Walking Dead" comics on Wed. Just put the last one down. Best zombie fiction I've ever read. It's stunningly good.

11:02 If "alternative medicine" actually worked worth a shit, it wouldn't be "alternative" at all. It would just be called "medicine."

14:25 New Kids on the Block blame comeback tour poor ticket sales on recession. And by "recession," they must mean, "because no one likes us."

18:49 California man creates life size Bumblebee Transformer in front yard, is still a virgin. But a cool virgin: tinyurl.com/nnbsnu

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09:45 #followfriday Follow me, or I will feed you to the hippies. Or, if you're not organic, to regular hungry people.

09:48 #followfriday Follow me. I'll touch your mind's mommy parts. With my word fingers.

10:54 RT @studiounderhill: @johnrubio EAT RUBIO! HE HAS MUCH MORE MARBLING AND IS GRASS-FED!

11:41 #followfriday @graphicgranola is one of only about 6 hippies I actually like. That's a huge deal, trust me. Plus she works in ads/design.

11:46 #followfriday @studiounderhill won my heart over when he pressed his bosoms up against the glass while visiting me in prison.

11:50 Man, it's fucking hot in here. Like an opium den on Whore Mountain.

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00:38 TweetDeck is out for the iPhone, and it's pretty damned awesome.

11:31 (YouTube) Hammerpants strikes again: tinyurl.com/qfrzqq

21:17 Dear hippies: Spending $10 on a cup of chopped fruit at Whole Foods doesn't exactly jibe with your whole steez. Just saying...

21:24 Blow up your birthdays: tinyurl.com/lxng59

21:27 For your extreme seafood cravings: tinyurl.com/nwt5tk

21:33 Funny, but sad, from Yahoo Answers: twitpic.com/7rnuh

21:36 P. Diddy: "What the... hell... is this thing?" imgur.com/64YPJ.jpg

21:42 If you suffer from micropenis, there is finally help: tinyurl.com/no7nys

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23:05 (YouTube) Fat kid parkour fail: twurl.nl/ot0pgp

17:58 (YouTube Videos) That huge Gundam in Japan? It MOVES. twurl.nl/7miyf6

18:28 We're in the future. Spaceport America begins construction Friday: twurl.nl/a8j4iy

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09:39 Star Wars- "Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation." More Uncomfortable Plot Summaries: twurl.nl/4kg1i0

20:37 RT @spicysaurus: OMG I almost died laughing at this: RT @stephenfry: is.gd/13clL

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23:25 (YouTube) Cooking with Walken: twurl.nl/vjc0si

13:18 Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets. Next, the cougars: twurl.nl/3epenb

14:32 (YouTube) America. Status update. This is what we've come to: twurl.nl/p4zoh6

18:59 Had I written it, David Carradine's death announcement would have said he died, "after a long and private battle with his dick."

19:04 RT @stephenfry: Functioning Iran proxies 218.128.112.18:8080 218.206.94.132:808 218.253.65.99:808 219.50.16.70:8080 #iranelection - plz RT

19:06 RT @stephenfry: Our Iranian friends can access Twitter from 148.233.239.24 Port:80 in Tehran. Can avoid govt filters from here.#iranelection

19:10 Yes, I do. RT @JustCallMeBean: do you know how hard it is to find a tankini with underwire support?

19:42 Took this in my apartment parking lot. twitpic.com/7ic4j

20:42 (YouTube) Pat Boone's cover of Dio's "Holy Diver." Thanks @jcruz for reminding me this existed: twurl.nl/x785gh

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11:19 RT @jcruz: @BradinBuffalo more Fri nights, less @johnrubio I was fine until he showed up and made me pee myself LOL

16:55 (YouTube) Spelling Bee- Your word... is "niggerfaggot": twurl.nl/0or2ep

16:57 (YouTube) It's a mouth-based video game: twurl.nl/t6m3dj

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01:12 RT @jcruz: great night on @tokbox with @chiefhava @mikeinwv @bradinbuffalo @johnrubio @gpk3 @nickwiegand @guest23 @mattmaronna @getmeice

11:46 I 100% agree with this statement: RT @Nwonderland: Girl parts are fun to have, until they betray you.

11:54 Palin in a war of wits with Letterman is like an ass going to war against 26 cubic tons of ass rape.

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22:26 (YouTube) Yet another awesome Cleveland tourism video: twurl.nl/ixcv6g

23:00 Death Metal Cockatoo: twurl.nl/6i6njs

13:34 Studies funded by the National Center for Complementary and Alternative Medicine show most alternatives don't work: twurl.nl/jle4wa

14:23 I'm confused as to why goths throw and attend masquerade balls. As if LIFE isn't their fucking masquerade ball.

16:04 Come inside my sugar walls.

21:55 Tornado got me. Went to Oz. Lots of midgets there. Took one captive and won't release him till he makes us fudge stripe cookies.

21:58 Patton was right. I hit the Oz midget with a stick and he turned into 20 gold coins.

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11:22 Got into a fistfight with @JustCallMeBean at Whataburger over a Whatachicken Sandwich. Messed my face up real good, but I still beat her.

18:18 Chiropractic is complete bullshit. And now it's quaking-in-it's-boots-bullshit: twurl.nl/740dpf The memo: twurl.nl/dmxypj

18:21 Zack Morris on Jimmy Fallon (hilarious nostalgia, 1990 style): twurl.nl/tqmo5v

18:26 Too fat to notice I was shot by @JustCallMeBean in last night's Whatachicken scuffle. Thought I fell on one of their extra-fancy ketchups.

18:41 THINK CAREFULLY about how you design product packaging- or you might end up with a shelf full of wang: twitpic.com/72vm0

19:01 Best animated gif ever: bit.ly/33qn7

20:35 Excuse me, ma'am? I think you just dropped your... OH MY FBLAAARRGGLLE: tinyurl.com/m2bgzn

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20:42 That giant Gundam in Japan is almost done. Insane: twurl.nl/yej7oq

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