This is Rubio's Life™

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22:43 [YouTube] Improv Everywhere- Star Wars Subway Car: tinyurl.com/35ppa9l

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23:01 Best headline ever: tinyurl.com/23eq5km

18:17 First it was "fucking Jews." Then "a pack of niggers." Now, I no longer feel left out: tinyurl.com/29d2vub

18:31 I want to see Mel Gibson in a sequel to "What Women Want," called "Kills Himself."

18:35 [YouTube] RC Car, fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood: tinyurl.com/2btvfoz

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11:20 Saw a huge lady whose boobs wrapped all the way around her back. Like she got stuck in an inner tube and put a shirt on.

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00:29 (Awesome Tee) Black to the Future: tinyurl.com/344pf72

00:37 [Pic] Saw this on my vacation. Consider a tamer name change. Try "Robin Skullfuck" twitpic.com/24la18

11:40 RIP Harvey Pekar: tinyurl.com/3alvhpn

16:17 [Pic] Great parking job, asshole. Oh, look. I made you a drawring: twitpic.com/24rcpj

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11:59 Prince declares the Internet "completely over." I declare Prince completely stupid & out of touch: tinyurl.com/3y6x6zq

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03:15 [Pic] I wonder what that tastes like: twitpic.com/21zt0r

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00:50 Remember Braveheart, when Mel said “If you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault?” tinyurl.com/36rvy9v

00:58 Scholar: It's possible Christians may be wearing the wrong torture device charm on their necks: tinyurl.com/2vszbwz

10:39 Nickname for someone who gives tons of head: "Old Plowface"

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10:12 If you think Twilight is cool, you should check out this other thing called "better taste."

15:28 Word has it that The Last Airbender movie is an abomination. Too bad. The cartoon is absolutely brilliant.

17:01 A great comic about the epic stupidness that is homeopathy: tinyurl.com/23l5nxm

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13:40 Police protect G20 summit from lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt: tinyurl.com/29qjg8s

13:50 [YouTube] Church, rocking like Slayer: youtu.be/AHb4gs1hwck

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15:05 Rental whites in China: tinyurl.com/39uc3lu

15:05 [YouTube] If Lassie were a cat: youtu.be/_Q2s8AJbsps

15:06 [YouTube] Kravitz is waaay cool: youtu.be/SBgZNINN6MU

21:00 RIP my Grandmother, Rafaela Gonzalez. She is loved and will be greatly missed.